Whiny trouble

Earnest Bovine · Post by **Earnest Bovine** » 4 Apr 2000 12:38 am

This whiny thing is really getting on my nerves again. It sounds like doo doo whenever I touch it. Last time this happened I hid it away but it got out and bit me a couple of weeks later. This time I think I'll have to take it out back and shoot it.

Richard Sinkler · Post by **Richard Sinkler** » 4 Apr 2000 6:43 am

Just send it to me

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Hook Moore · Post by **Hook Moore** » 4 Apr 2000 10:00 am

Earnest you talking about a guitar or a woman??

Bill Rowlett · Post by **Bill Rowlett** » 5 Apr 2000 7:29 am

Earnest,

Maybe you should change your strings. By the time that you have blown the dust bunnies out, oiled everything and polished the unmentionable parts it will only have taken you 3 or 4 hours and $20. That is assuming that you don't keep having to stop and recharge the drill/zap-it gizmo. Oh, I forgot, add another 30 minutes for getting the new strings to hold pitch. Then all those stale licks that you were playing will sound so much brighter and . . . stale. But what the heck, I mean, you still managed to waste a lot of time. You could just get a beer and go look at alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.biker-chicks instead. . .

BR

Dave Van Allen · Post by **Dave Van Allen** » 5 Apr 2000 8:21 am

EB
Keep this up and we'll have to start calling YOU the "whiny thing"...

dva<FONT SIZE=1 COLOR="#8e236b"><p align=CENTER>[This message was edited by Dave Van Allen on 05 April 2000 at 09:21 AM.]</p></FONT>

Mitch Daniels · Post by **Mitch Daniels** » 5 Apr 2000 10:07 am

Hunter Thompson's selectric method.

Worked for me

Earnest Bovine · Post by **Earnest Bovine** » 5 Apr 2000 11:59 am

What is Hunter Thompson's selectric method?

Mitch Daniels · Post by **Mitch Daniels** » 5 Apr 2000 12:22 pm

When he was having trouble with a story,
he took his Remengton Selectric typewriter
out back and shot it with his 45.

Your original post reminded me of that~~

Earnest Bovine · Post by **Earnest Bovine** » 5 Apr 2000 10:03 pm

When my little sister was a teenager she sent me a photo of herself with Dr. Thompson. I'm glad he didn't have trouble with her. How would you feel if it was your sister with him?

Earnest Bovine · Post by **Earnest Bovine** » 5 Apr 2000 10:04 pm

I took the George L pickup out of there and put in a low budget Lawrence model. It sounds better today.
Tone is in the hands anyway.

Earnest Bovine · Post by **Earnest Bovine** » 5 Apr 2000 10:10 pm

Gaffney caller, and now once again I have to take off my pajamas, put on some clothing, and try to drag my sorry, tired, pathetic ass out the door to some godforsaken hell hole where I will wear earplugs to blot out the sound of my steel guitar.

Band: Chris Gaffney y Los Factos Frio y Duro
Hellhole #1: Culver Saloon Culver City CA Friday April 7 10:30 PM
Hellhole #2: Blue Cafe Long Beach CA Sunday April 9 9:30 PM

Mitch Daniels · Post by **Mitch Daniels** » 6 Apr 2000 3:52 pm

Just the thought of a sister with Hunter L.
is scary!

Mitch Daniels · Post by **Mitch Daniels** » 6 Apr 2000 4:08 pm

"Fear and Loathing in Nashville"
Where are you when we need you Dr. Thompson??!!